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I kid you not... the market for worm-a-seltzer is about to skyrocket!

According to the Max Planck Institute for Marine Microbiology in Germany, Worms and aquatic type creatures burp up N20 (which is NOT Co2) that when mixed into the atmosphere does reportedly 300 times more damage to the delicate Global Temperature than Carbon Dioxide.

According to Peter Stief of the Institute, the increase in these nitrogen levels "can also favor 'algal blooms' which suck up all the oxygen in the water. This could cause a shift in the ecosystems subjected to runoff, favoring the species that are more tolerant to oxygen depletion, which also tend to be the nitrous oxide emitters. Because these species tend to be at the bottom of the food chain, any shifts in species abundance can cascade up the food chain."

Ah... there is is. Nitrous Oxide.

So the short of it is, according to someone that believes fervently in Evolution, the very critters on the bottom of the food chain, the very critters that crew legs and crawled up onto land so very long ago, the very critters that have been dwelling in the primordial ooze since the VERY beginning...

THESE guys are JUST NOW in a position to destroy the environment. Not the purported Billions of Years they've been crawling around in the sludge at the bottom of lakes and through the dirt of this planet.

Of course, after running around in circles, waving his arms in the air, Stief composed himself and added this final thought:

"The findings don't mean that animals will be to blame for any future increases in nitrous oxide, because the pollution would fuel their emissions ultimately comes from humans."

Ah... well that makes sense. It's the HUMANS' fault.

Scott